internetmessiah:

Hello, 911? *twirls phone cord around finger* sooooo how was your day? Did you arrest any bad guys?…No you hang up first! Hello? 911?

evincibly:

cute little knit coat for women
l0lcuntagious:

i love glazed donuts tbh

benjpierce:

if you think about it, grandpas are just dad²

heartmehateme:

shoutout to the friends that still like me

all two of you

invisible-tbh:

5harkbait-oh-haha:

5quidward:

literally the most perfect picture i’ve ever seen on tumblr

AHHHH ITS BACKKKK all time favorite

best pic on tumblr